Fanfiction

[FIC] The Slayers-- "The Worst Thing"

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 18:35:34 GMT

Gasp! I am updating my writing journal!

Title: The Worst Thing
Author: WriterZilch
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: Lina sometimes got the feeling that Xellos quite liked the people he tormented, in a warped sort of way.
Notes: WARNING-- I AM SO RUSTY. Nearly a DECADE of rusty, if we're counting. I haven't written Slayers fic since I was a teenager (ahaha oh gods). This is all the fault of tochira, who has seduced me with mutual squeeing over Slayers Revolution. Hear me, Tochi? ALL YOU. *blaming finger of blamingness!* Anyway, if this reads awkwardly, chalk it up to the fact that I really haven't touched these characters since, oh, the year 2000 or so. Eep. (And as an aside, it felt really weird to be writing this, since my style is pretty different now than it was Way Back When.)

(The Worst Thing)

[FIC] Saiyuki-- "A Forest" (Hakkai/Gojyo)

Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:30:14 GMT

Title: A Forest
Author: WriterZilch
Rating: PG-ish
Summary: Gojyo is frozen, stuck in the doorway staring out at the moon and the night and Hakkai.
Notes: This is dreamy and strange and I don't know if I like it or not. This is what happens when your "Saiyuki Writing Playlist" consists of more Depeche Mode and The Cure than can possibly be healthy.

(A Forest)

[FIC] Saiyuki-- "One Night in Bangkok" (Hakkai/Gojyo) AU

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:47:24 GMT

Title: One Night in Bangkok
Author: thewriter0, aka WriterZilch
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Rating: R
Summary: The rain gods have seen fit to bless, apparently, because the guy who walks in has 'easy mark' stamped all over him.
Notes: This was only supposed to be a
comment-drabble for chomiji, but her prompt bunnied me so freaking hard that it turned into... this. Whatever this is.

The prompt was "Hakkai/Gojyo AU - in a bar in a city overseas, Gojyo's a roving gambler, Hakkai a local poor intellectual who's just come in soaked from the rain."

(One Night in Bangkok)

STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:42:05 GMT

**WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED JOURNAL FOR A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.**

So an LJ Strike is being planned for March 21st. That means no posting, no commenting, and no reading for twenty-four hours. For more info, go here:

http://beckyzoole.livejournal.com/

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD PARTICIPATE IN THE STRIKE. Anton Nosik, a director of SUP, displays his unbridled contempt for YOU, the USERS.

The 24-hour strike will begin at the following times for the following locations:

Thursday, March 20, 2:00 PM -- Honolulu
Thursday, March 20, 4:00 PM -- Anchorage
Thursday, March 20, 5:00 PM -- San Francisco; Los Angeles
Thursday, March 20, 6:00 PM -- Mexico City; Denver
Thursday, March 20, 7:00 PM -- Chicago
Thursday, March 20, 8:00 PM -- Montreal; New York
Thursday, March 20, 9:00 PM -- Buenos Aires
Midnight -- London
Friday, March 21, 1:00 AM -- Paris
Friday, March 21, 2:00 AM -- Istanbul
Friday, March 21, 3:00 AM -- Moscow
Friday, March 21, 4:00 AM -- Dubai
Friday, March 21, 5:00 AM -- Islamabad
Friday, March 21, 6:00 AM -- Bangladesh
Friday, March 21, 7:00 AM -- Bangkok
Friday, March 21, 8:00 AM -- Singapore
Friday, March 21, 9:00 AM -- Tokyo
Friday, March 21, 10:00 AM -- Brisbane
Friday, March 21, 11:00 AM -- Sydney
Friday, March 21, 12 Noon -- Suva

Please participate! Even if you have doubts about the effectiveness of this move, it won't kill a single one of us not to visit LJ for a day, now will it? And then if it works, it works. If it does nothing, we've lost nothing. Like I'm fond of saying, I'll try anything twice. XD

Remember, I can also be found on InsaneJournal. My username is writerzilch.

[drabble] Saiyuki-- "Marked"

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:42:39 GMT

Title: Marked
Author: thewriter0
Pairing: 58
Rating: PG
Summary: There is a mark on Hakkai's throat, still fresh and vivid red.
Notes: Crossposted like a crossposted thing.

(Marked)

[FIC] FFVII-- "The Tower"

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:49:22 GMT

Title: The Tower
Author: WriterZilch
Rating: PG-13 for blood and violence.
Summary: Pride cometh before a fall.
Notes: Written while watching Advent Children.

(The Tower)

[FIC] FFVII-- "Wine and Daring" (Rude/Elena)

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:34:48 GMT

Title: Wine and Daring
Author: thewriter0
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When she hands him a glass of wine there's a challenge in her eyes, and Rude's pretty sure it's not a shooting match she's here for.
Notes: I somehow blame homasse. She didn't prompt this, but she DOES get me thinking about fandom again, and when I converse about fandom it gets the writing-juices flowing. Enjoy!

(Wine and Daring)

[FIC] FFVII-- "Don't Go"

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:29:31 GMT

Title: Don't Go
Pairing: Rufus/Reno/Rude
Rating: PG-13
Music: "Illusion" by VNV Nation
Summary: There's a point where they almost lose him.
Notes: Set just before the events of Advent Children.
X-posted: Everywhere

(Don't Go)

[fic] FFVII AC-- "Tifa's Revenge"

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:00:35 GMT

Title: Tifa's Revenge
Author: WriterZilch
Rating: PG-13 for language and naughty implications
Summary: I dropped a structural support on your Sector Reno almost wants to remind her, but it's not like she's forgotten that, right?
Notes: Completely, unashamedly, and unabashedly stupid. I haven't written in what feels like forever, so I'm a little off my game.

(Tifa's Revenge)

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Too Darn Hot"

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:34:42 GMT

Title: Too Darn Hot
Author: WriterZilch
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai
Rating: PG-13 for language and m/m kissing.
Summary: This isn't it, this isn't what does it for him.

(Too Darn Hot)

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Hold Me Back"

Sun, 18 Nov 2007 23:26:33 GMT

Whoops! I keep forgetting to crosspost to my own writing journal. Shame on me, for certain.

The first attempt at Hakkai-POV that I don't absolutely hate. On the other hand, this was written at two a.m., when inspiration struck and would not allow me to sleep. You can only trust two a.m. inspiration so far, I guess. XD;

Title: Hold Me Back
Author: WriterZilch
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Notes: It relates, sort of nominally, to Memoriam, the Hakkai-got-his-limiters fic. Not so much in that it's a sequel, but more in that it feels like a continuation of a conversation they seem to keep coming back to.

(Hold Me Back)

[fics] various Saiyuki

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:05:34 GMT

Sorry 'bout the lack of updates, all! To make up for it, here's a link to a few of my entries from the Anonymous Saiyuki Kink Meme, the title of which pretty much sums up all you need to know. There's three fics in this entry, and at the top there's a link to three more.

(Saiyuki Fics Galore)

None of these are safe for work. They're all slash, and contain a tasty buffet of pairings and kinks. Enjoy!

Oh, and here's the first three. Now you have links to the whole set. Collect 'em all!

(The first three.)

[fic] "Small Comfort", Saiyuki (Gojyo/Hakkai)

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:19:58 GMT

Title: Small Comfort
Author: writerzilch
Rating: PG
Warnings: None! Worksafe.
Summary: It's been a rainy, cold, and totally miserable day.
A/N: I like how this came out. It's more of a mood-piece than anything, really, but I'm pleased with the narration.

(Small Comfort)

[fic] "Boots and Buckles", Saiyuki Gaiden (Kenren/Tenpou)

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:55:59 GMT

Title: Boots and Buckles
Author: writerzilch
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Other than the male/male implications, none. Worksafe.
Prompt: Uniforms - “Little did he know that I get off on seeing him in the uniform that he seldom wore.”
Summary: Clothes rustle, and I can picture him tightening buckles and adjusting cuffs, shrugging to get the feel of the material.
A/N: It's supposed to be Kenren/Tenpou, but it ended up a little bit backward. o.o But only a little.

(Boots and Buckles)

[fic] "Ritualistic", Ouran Highschool Host Club (Hikaru/Kaoru)

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:19:21 GMT

Title: Ritualistic
Author: writerzilch
Rating: PG-13 for implied sex
Warnings: Twincest.
Summary: "Everyone has their rituals, Kaoru. This is just a different way of praying."
A/N: Written in an odd style.

(Ritualistic)

[fic] "Cuff Me", Fake (Dee/Ryo)

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:32:45 GMT

Title: Cuff Me
Author: thewriter0
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe for m/m bondage smutting. Also, really bad 300 jokes.
Summary: "You want me to cuff you, I presume, like 'Tie me to the bedpost and do me like a naughty schoolgirl', is that it?"
A/N: My first fic ever for this fandom. It turned out to be amazingly fun to write. Dee and Ryo are like magic when it comes to dialogue. XD

(Cuff Me)

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Hitman's Hitman", AU (Hakkai/Gojyo)

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:54:03 GMT

It's sort of amazing how much I'm writing lately-- in spite of having to write challenges for Kinkfest, I've been writing my own stuff, too. o_O I've written more this month alone than I have in the last SIX months, I believe.

Anyway, fic.

Title: "Hitman's Hitman"
Author: thewriter0
Warnings: Worksafe-- for now. Preslash.
Pairing(s): None yet, but 58 and/or 85 is likely.
Notes: This is a strange AU. Hakkai is menacing and Gojyo is kind of hapless and before the night is over someone is going to bleed. I hope to write more of this one, but we'll see how it goes. ^^;

Crossposted EVERYWHERE. Sorry if you see this so many times you want to punch me.

(Hitman's Hitman)

[fics] "The Flowers in Your Dreams" and "Cherry Red", FFVII

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:24:06 GMT

Title: The Flowers in Your Dreams
Author: thewriter0
Rating: R for non-graphic sex
Warnings: Spoilers for FF7 (if it can even be called a spoiler, heh), character death
Summary: Somewhere, distantly, Cloud knew he was dreaming.
A/N: I'm pleased with how this came out. I hope to gods it's not too ridiculously woobie. XD;

(The Flowers in Your Dreams)

Title: Cherry Red
Author: thewriter0
Rating: R for bondage-y smut
Warnings: Non-worksafe for mild BDSM
Summary: It was a rare thing to have Rufus ShinRa naked and tied to the bed.

(Cherry Red)

It's so hard to keep up with posting in four different journals. XD;

[fic] "One of Anything is Never Enough", FFVII (Vincent/Yuffie)

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:54:25 GMT

Title: One of Anything is Never Enough
Author: thewriter0
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Not worksafe for graphic sex
Word count: 2000~
Summary: Yuffie is giving me That Look again. That Look means she's either going to be riffling my pockets for Materia or she's got something naughty up her sleeve.
A/N: This is the longest fic I've written in months. And it's het, which I almost never write. I have little experience writing Vincent OR Yuffie, so I hope the characterizations have come out alright. (Written in Vincent-POV.)

(One of Anything is Never Enough)

[fic] "Explosive Results", FFVII (Rude/Reno)

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 00:00:39 GMT

Here's today's Kinkfest entry!

Title: Explosive Results
Author: thewriter0
Rating: R
Warnings: Slightly non-worksafe? But no graphic descriptions.
Summary: Reno's face lit up. It was really sort of scary to see a grown man beaming like a kid on Midwinter Morning at the prospect of setting up a bomb that would take out nearly a full city block.

(Explosive Results)

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Let Go"

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:55:31 GMT

Title: Let Go
Author: thewriter0
Warnings: Not worksafe. M/m sexings.
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai
Notes: Short, smutty, and stupendously cross-posted. Heh.

(Let Go)

[fic] FFVII-- "Off Duty"

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 17:30:02 GMT

I wrote this last night, and I'm not exactly sure what you'd call it. (A waste of time, maybe? XD) Mostly I just wanted a fic where Rude thinks about Reno and what a weirdo he is.

Also, Secret Confession Time: I have this weird fetish for characters who wear uniforms (or the same clothes) all the time to be in other clothes. I don't know why. But if Character One is always in Outfit A, I will have this incredible urge to see him/her in something else: a pair of jeans, a fuzzy sweater, a slinky Chinese dress, something. This may be the secret reason I wrote this fic. XD I just desperately wanted to see Turks In Other Clothes.

X-posted pretty much all over... Sorry if you see this thrice.

Title: Off Duty
Author: thewriter0, aka gunmetal_song
Rating: PG
Length: ~700
Warnings: none

Summary: The thing about Reno is that even after all this time, he still thinks he's immortal.

(Off Duty)

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Observation"

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:51:38 GMT

Title: Observation
Author: thewriter0
Warnings: Worksafe. This is PG at worst (or is it "at best"?). Pre-slash.
Notes: This took me two months to write. Again, it started out as part of another fic, and then sort of morphed into standalone short!fic. Probably set some time after the Burial Arc. No spoilers.

Observation

[fic] Saiyuki-- "Memoriam"

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:02:36 GMT

Everyone eventually writes a "How Hakkai Got His Limiters" fic, right? Here's my (probably oversimplified) take.

Title: Memoriam
Author: thewriter0
Warnings: worksafe, no real spoilers.
Notes: Set just after the events in the Burial arc of the manga.

(Memoriam)

[FIC] Saiyuki, "Good Hygiene"

Mon, 28 May 2007 02:27:57 GMT

This really isn't my fault. I thought of it as I was falling asleep last night, and then I had to write it. You know how crack!fic is. It's all Hakkai's fault, somehow.

Not my fandom, plz do not kill me for screwing with it. XD;; *runs and hides*

Crossposted.

Good Hygiene
Saiyuki crack!fic. Written in about twenty minutes, so. XD;
"IT MEANS I'VE BEEN SWAPPING SPIT WITH THAT MONKEY! FOR SEVEN. ENTIRE. DAYS!"

"Rrrgh..."

"What's the matter, Goku?" Hakkai pasted on a smile, even though Goku was currently busy ransacking the room. Even as he asked it, the contents of another backpack clattered to the floor.

"He's been like this since we got in," Gojyo volunteered. Although he wasn't actually contributing to the mess, he wasn't helping much either, Hakkai noted.

"I lost it," Goku said. Hakkai winced as another neatly-packed bag vomited on the floor.

"What did you lose?" Hakkai did his best not to twitch. I just folded all that yesterday...

"My toothbrush," Goku said, exasperated, as if it should be obvious.

This was going nowhere. "Ah, is that so? When did you lose your toothbrush?" I'll have to re-fold a week's worth of laundry...

Goku scratched his cheek, considering. "About a week ago?"

Gojyo made a disgusted noise, blowing out a stream of smoke in the process. "You ain't brushed your teeth in a week? That's gross even for a monkey!"

"Of course not!" Goku glared. "That's nasty! I couldn't find mine, so I've just been using yours."

Gojyo choked on his next lungful. "Y-you WHAT?!"

"Oh, my..." Hakkai did his best to look neutral as he slid toward the wall. "Goku, you really shouldn't use other peoples' things without permission."

"I know that." Goku looked dejected. "But I asked Sanzo, and he just threatened to shoot me, so what was I supposed to do?"

"Well, you could have gotten a new one?"

Gojyo still wore a horrified look, as if he still couldn't believe what he'd heard. "You've been using my toothbrush. For. A. Week."

Goku made a scrunched-up face. "It's not like I dropped it in the toilet or anything."

"A week," Gojyo repeated. "I've been sharing my toothbrush with you for a week." He was actually starting to look a little green.

"Now, Gojyo," Hakkai started. "It's really not that bad..."

"A WEEK! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?"

"Er, Gojyo--"

"IT MEANS I'VE BEEN SWAPPING SPIT WITH THAT MONKEY! FOR SEVEN. ENTIRE. DAYS!"

Gojyo turned on Goku, murder in his eyes.

Unaware of the precipice he teetered on, Goku chewed at his bottom lip. "Actually," he said at last, "I think maybe it's been eight."

"THIS TIME, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"WAUGH! What the hell is your prob-- OW! OW OW OW--"

"Gojyo! Please, not the-- Watch out for the mirror! Oh my, that's going to be expensive, calm dow-- NO NOT THE WINDOW!"

***

"Ch'. It serves you right," Sanzo said later as he took in Gojyo's bandaged arm.

"The brat was using my toothbrush. What would you do if you found out he'd used yours?"

"Put a bullet in him," Sanzo replied without a pause.

"Right." Gojyo winced as even reaching for his beer made his entire body ache. "So you can see that I had to do it."

"So you threw him out the window."

"I tried. Stupid monkey wouldn't let go when he fell."

Sanzo crushed his can, imagining it was a certain someone's neck. "From where I sit, you're both morons."

There was a polite knock at the door before Hakkai let himself in. "Goku will be fine," he said. "He's just a bit scraped and bruised. Luckily something broke his fall."

"Yeah," Gojyo muttered darkly, "I did."

"And I bought him a new toothbrush, so hopefully the matter is resolved."

"What about me?!" Gojyo ignored Sanzo's disgusted look. "I ain't using the toothbrush with monkey-spit all over it."

"I bought you a new one, too," Hakkai smiled. "The red one."

"...Are you trying to be funny or something?"

"Whatever do you mean, Gojyo?"

"Whatever." Sanzo reached for the last beer. "Just get the hell out of my room already. If I hear any more noise from you dimwits, you are going to die." He threw in his best glare, more out of habit than any real conviction.

Gojyo stood up, hissing as new bruises screamed for attention. "No worries there," he said. "If the brat touches my toothbrush again, I'll murder him in his sleep so you won't hear a thing."

***

About two weeks later, Goku slid into their room at the inn, a sheepish, contrite look on his face. "Um, Gojyo..."

Gojyo was well into a nice bottle of wine that he'd picked up for just such a night, so he was less irritable than he might have been. Still, that tone of voice couldn't be good.

He sighed. "What is it now?"

"Well..." Goku twiddled his thumbs. "Hakkai said to tell you, so I'm telling you. I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet."

Gojyo made a funny noise, letting his head sink into one hand. "You're kidding me...! Of all the--" He looked up. "Wait, that was the good news? Then what the hell's the bad news?"

Goku's thumbs twiddled faster. "Well... That was about a week ago."

***

"UWAAAAAGH!!!"

Sanzo's eye actually twitched. "I'm going to shoot them both. Maybe twice."

There was a thud, like something heavy hitting the wall in the room next door. "Now, now. At least they're getting all the roughhousing out of the way before bedtime," Hakkai said, raising his cup for another unconcerned sip of tea.

"Why did you tell the monkey to confess? Better if Gojyo hadn't known."

"Sanzo! Honesty is good for the soul."

Sanzo glared at Hakkai's serene smile. "You're kind of sick, you know."

The smile didn't wane. "I guess I should worry, being told that by you."

Another thud. More shouting. The sound of something glass breaking. Then pounding footsteps, and the door flung open as Gojyo burst into the room.

His face was frantic. "Mouthwash. Give me mouthwash. NOW."

"Like hell you're using my-- HEY! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!" Sanzo ran in after him, gun ready. "If you even think about touching my fucking toothbrush--!"

Sound of gunshots.

Hakkai sipped his tea.